Thursday, October 02, 2003

A well-worn joke making the internet rounds...

US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school. After speaking for a couple minutes, he says, "I will now answer any questions you have."

Timothy stands up and says: "I have four questions:
  • How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?

  • Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?

  • Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?

  • Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?"


  • Just then the bell goes off and the kids rushed out to play. On returning, Mr. Ashcroft said: "I am sorry we were interrupted. I will answer any questions you have."

    Julie stands up and says: "I have six questions:
  • How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?

  • Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?

  • Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?

  • Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?

  • Why did the bell ring twenty minutes early?

  • Where is Timothy?"


  • My thanks to Dr. David for sending this to me.

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