Clearly, I have way too much time on my hands... spending any time surfing and ending up at a site with pictures of Michael Jackson before he went under the knife shows I'm wasting way too much time. This site shows his downward spin from cute guy to way-too-ugly-to-be-seen-in-public guy. When I saw his recent mug shot, my stomach turned. What sort of a sickness would drive someone to the plastic surgeon so many times that he's become a freak? He's got to have some sort of mental illness. I recently had a conversation with a psychiatrist who said he thought Jackson had an extreme case of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. I'm more inclined to go with a diagnosis of totally wacko... or maybe pedophilla with a little Schizophreniform Disorder thrown in for good measure.
((A serious question now: why when searching "totally wacko" on Google, does the only ad on the results page lead you here?))