U.N. Secretary-General Kofi Annan has evidently said the Iraq war was illegal. What a surprise. Seriously, if it's illegal, why'd we do it? I think I have the answer. We did it so we could have a slice of America in the heart of Baghdad. Personal retribution? Weapons of mass destruction? Cheap oil? Nah... we did it so the CIA could run a speakeasy and Pizza Inn could serve up hot slices.