Okay, he's not really. But he plays one in an upcoming Columbia Pictures movie, Your's, Mine, & Ours, a remake of the 1968 classic family film. While forty years ago, the father was a naval officer, the remake makes the father a Coast Guard flag officer.
Right. I can imagine working for Admiral Dennis Quaid.
For those of you that don't know the movie (didn't the 1968 original star Lucy O'Ball and Henry Fonda?) here's the plot outline from IMDb: A widowed Coast Guard Admiral and a widow handbag designer fall in love and marry, much to the dismay of her 10 and his 8 children.
For those of you who doubt something like this could ever happen, the movie is based on a true story.
You can surf here to see (and buy) the movie poster. When you're next at the movies, check out his authentic chest candy.
See you in theatres!