Two peace activists have planned a massive anti-war demonstration for the first day of winter.You can find the official website here.
But they don't want you marching in the streets. They'd much rather you just stay home.
The Global Orgasm for Peace was conceived by Donna Sheehan, 76, and Paul Reffell, 55, whose immodest goal is for everyone in the world to have an orgasm Dec. 22 while focusing on world peace.
So, folks, mark your calendars and make your plans; participate in the First Annual Solstice Synchronized Global Orgasm for Peace. Start your preparations now...