This is funny on so many different levels...
For me, it's not my mother laying down the law, it's my conscience. Or maybe that's an addiction.
Is there a problem when I have 383 feeds and feel compelled to check them all? daily?
I'm afraid I might miss something; I'm like the kid at the top of the stairs; I've been sent to bed, but I'm afraid I'll miss something exciting at my parents' party downstairs.