Monday, June 18, 2007

Breaking News: Terror cell takes the slow road

Lest We Forget...
Originally uploaded by The Voice of Eye.
The Onion reports a terrorist cell in southern California has decided to postpone operations:
Five years after settling in southern California and trying to blend into American society, a six-man terrorist cell connected to the militant Islamist organization Army of Martyrs has reportedly grown too complacent to conduct its suicide mission, an attack on the San Onofre Nuclear Generating Station.

According to cell leader and boat owner Jameel al-Sharif, the potentially devastating operation, which involves breaching the station's reactor core and triggering a meltdown that could rival the Chernobyl disaster, "can wait."

"We remain wholly committed to the destruction of America, the Great Satan," al-Sharif said. "But now is not a good time for us. The season finale of Lost was such a cliff- hanger that we have to at least catch the first episode of the new season. After that, though, death to the infidels."
This certainly good news that popular American culture has finally won over the hard-line Islamists.

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