Scenario: Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack.My favorite:
1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.
2007 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.
Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.Too close to home on that one as my son Richard, a middle school student, was suspended this year for giving classmates dextrose tablets. Yes, he was suspended for peddling sugar...
1957 - Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.
2007 - Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.
Read the full list here at Jessica's.